hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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