Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
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Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Sorry my hands just texted you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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