Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
