there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
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i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
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I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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