I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
only you would photoshop your dick
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I have fence marks all over my body
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
