we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
It's Friday. Sex?
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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