That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
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Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
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If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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