dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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