Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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