I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i need an iv and a liver transplant
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize
