come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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