There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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