dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
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Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
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I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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