my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
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hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
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The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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