All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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