all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
