I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
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I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
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I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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