Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
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