i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
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its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
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just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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