the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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