dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
Randomize
