the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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