you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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