Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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