I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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