I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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