hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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