butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
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He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
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Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
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