You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
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i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
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If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
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