we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
did i walk over a car last night?
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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