Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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