thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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