nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I have post one night stand depression
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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