I wanna bring you to show and tell
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
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