So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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