and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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