People in love make me want to vomit
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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