she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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