you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
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we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
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I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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