Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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