I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
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Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
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The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
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This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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