the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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