this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
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Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
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Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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