Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I think i got beer on your cat.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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