Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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