But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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