bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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