Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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