I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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