better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
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Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
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There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Never joke about your clitoris.
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