fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
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Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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