I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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