Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
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Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
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Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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