Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
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So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
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It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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